Throwback Funny Instagram Captions

Let us kick off this list with the funny Instagram captions to lol.

Enjoy at least one sunset per day! – Modern Family
They say don’t try this at home…so I went to my friends home!
My bed is a magical place I suddenly remember everything I had to do.
Friday, my second favorite F word.
Wine + dinner = winner
Mom: Why is everything on the floor? Me: Gravity!
Sure, I do marathons. On Netflix.
Did it for the memories – totally worth it!
I followed a diet but it didn’t follow me back, so I unfollowed it.
When Jessica Biel becomes pregnant, I hope she names her child “Mo”.
Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can’t beat surfing the net.
I don’t think inside the box and I don’t think outside the box… I don’t even know where the box is.
Do I run? Yes… Out of time, patients and money.
There’s no “we” in fries
Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute. Yet…I wouldn’t call them lies!
I like hashtags, because they look like waffles.
ETC. End of Thinking Capacity.
Be a cupcake in a world of muffins
I know the voices in my head aren’t real….. but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!
Today is a good day for cake.
Going to bed early. Not going to a party. Not leaving my house. My childhood punishments has become my adult goals.
I don’t care what people think of me. Mosquitos find me attractive!
Stomach: I will now demonstrate a blue whale’s mating call.
If there would be an award for being lazy, I would send someone to pick it up for me.
They say: Do what you love and the money will come to you. Just ordered pizza, now I am waiting…
For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.
Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they will start using it.
When nothing goes right, go left.
A cop pulled me over and told me “Papers”, so I said “Scissors, I win!” and drove off.

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Throwback Funny Instagram Captions

Throwback Funny Instagram Captions

Let us kick off this list with the funny Instagram captions to lol.

Enjoy at least one sunset per day! – Modern Family

They say don’t try this at home…so I went to my friends home!

My bed is a magical place I suddenly remember everything I had to do.

Friday, my second favorite F word.

Wine + dinner = winner

Mom: Why is everything on the floor? Me: Gravity!

Sure, I do marathons. On Netflix.

Did it for the memories – totally worth it!

I followed a diet but it didn’t follow me back, so I unfollowed it.

When Jessica Biel becomes pregnant, I hope she names her child “Mo”.

Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can’t beat surfing the net.

I don’t think inside the box and I don’t think outside the box… I don’t even know where the box is.

Do I run? Yes… Out of time, patients and money.

There’s no “we” in fries

Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute. Yet…I wouldn’t call them lies!

I like hashtags, because they look like waffles.

ETC. End of Thinking Capacity.

Be a cupcake in a world of muffins

I know the voices in my head aren’t real….. but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!

Today is a good day for cake.

Going to bed early. Not going to a party. Not leaving my house. My childhood punishments has become my adult goals.

I don’t care what people think of me. Mosquitos find me attractive!

Stomach: I will now demonstrate a blue whale’s mating call.

If there would be an award for being lazy, I would send someone to pick it up for me.

They say: Do what you love and the money will come to you. Just ordered pizza, now I am waiting…

For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.

Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they will start using it.

When nothing goes right, go left.

A cop pulled me over and told me “Papers”, so I said “Scissors, I win!” and drove off.